liam power

by Matthew Bu

Liam Power is the starting quarterback for the varsity football team, PG/SG for the varsity basketball team, and is the catcher for the varsity baseball team. Surprisingly, he is the academic steward for 2013-2014. He enjoys taking long and treacherous journeys, such as those he takes from his house to the College every school day. He is also the older brother of Aidan Power, who is obviously much cooler than Liam.

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Alex Green, running back for the Green Bay Packers.

By Matthew Bu

Alex Green has played pivotal roles in such plays as ‘Never Swim Alone’ and ‘Twelfth Night.’ He writes for the acclaimed comedy article ‘The Blazer’ and plays the saxophone of UCC’s jazz band. He is also UCC’s new creativity steward. TBAW recently took some time to talk with him. Here’s what he had to say.

TBAW: Would you rather fight 50 duck sized horses or 1 horse sized duck and why?

Green: The horse-sized duck. I’d use my way with animals and strong communication skills I learned from my 1-day stint in debate club to gain its companionship. Who’d want to mess with a guy with a sword on a horse-sized duck (at this point I’ve acquired a sword)?